Postcards Email this to a friend
 

Dating, unlike a pool,
is safer in the DEEP end.

Let's meet for a drink.


A man's only real true love is his remote control.
 

Are you having the same kind of day I am?

Hey, let's catch a movie.


I'm a little busy right now. Can I call you later?
 

Happy Birthday
to a good egg!



Dating stinks. When the hell did Cinderella's fairy godmother retire?

Need I say more?


 

Life's choices can be
a bitch.



My date wasn't Prince Charming. He was just a frog with a funny hat.

Get well soon.


 

Some friends are getting together. Want to join us?

Sometimes I think
pets have more fun
than we do.

We have great chemistry.

 

The usual blind date.


Do you ever feel like life is one big conspiracy?

I've been thinking
about us.


















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